Giant Large

Because seeing Blue is so much nicer than Red.

Monday, January 30, 2006

And this is opening the door for whom?



Looks like everyone's favourite ex-ambassador is out of the Liberal Leadership race before it began.

So, just where can a good Liberal throw their support?
Brison, who served as a prominent finance critic for the Progressive Conservatives and made a run for the party's leadership, is considered by some Liberals to be an ideal symbol of a "progressive" platform as an openly gay politician.
The ideal Liberal is an ex-Conservative?

Perhaps this guy will go for a walk in the snow with some homeless friends and decide to take a shot?

GL

Friday, January 27, 2006

Sky not falling; Canada/US relations safe



The over-reaction has begun to Stephen Harper’s comments on the Northwest Passage, led by the Globe’s John Ibbitson.

David Wilkins must feel like packing his bags and going home. Once again, the beleaguered American ambassador has become the lightning rod for gratuitous criticism from the Canadian government -- in this case, the incoming Conservative one of prime-minister-designate Stephen Harper.
What did Harper say that was so damaging to Canada/US relations?
"We have significant plans for national defense and for defense of our sovereignty, including Arctic sovereignty," the prime-minister-designate told reporters in the lobby of the House of Commons after the time allotted for questions had expired. "We believe we have the mandate for those from the Canadian people and we hope to have it as well from the House of Commons, but it is the Canadian people we get our mandate from, not the ambassador from the United States."
Hardly fighting words in the spirit of Carolyn Parrish, but to Ibbitson :
There can be no conceivable reason for Mr. Harper's attack other than to defuse Liberal accusations during the election campaign that the Conservatives were secretly controlled by American interests, to which they would sell the country out unless stopped.
Balderdash. While Wilkins didn’t bring up the topic on his own, he may well have pleased the White House by providing a small test of just how far Canada is willing to bend on the subject of their relations. Wilkins was trying Harper on, as any good ambassador would.

Harper’s statement, while strongly worded was not delivered from a place of appeasement for nervous Liberals, but from a place of confidence that he can significantly improve bilateral relations without selling out his own country.

This will hardly be a memorable moment for either country in our ongoing history together. Larger issues need settling, which is when the US will form its opinion of this government. Until then, the US now knows that the best they can expect from Canada is a bend-don’t-break diplomacy; far better than the days of doll stomping and “bastards” to the south of us.

GL

Update Notice 1: Angry has a great take on this subject.

Update Notice 2: David Wilkins is on CBC Newsworld defending his statements from Wednesday. Looks like the media are trying to make a shitstorm out of a fart.

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

How the West was won



Now that the Cons are able to wield some power, they have to look at what moves the Liberals will make with a new leader in place, and obviously two things can happen.

A) The Liberals stay, or move, left: how does the NDP react to this? They aren’t going to move their policies down the line to get out of the way, so they need to keep taking a stand against the Liberals that social agendas are their turf. Get out or the vote splitting will kill you and you’ll never see a majority again.

B) The Liberals move right, back to where they used to live. If this is the case, Harper has to be ready to quash the issues of abortion and gay marriage once and for all. It’s done, forget it and burry it. Those in caucus that support that issue must have a price to make it go away. Meet it. Giving provinces more autonomy over their finances will mean more prosperity for Alberta, which is already doing pretty well if you haven’t noticed. This is the angle Harper needs to take, or whatever else gets this off the agenda.

Yes, “meeting a price” speaks of mob like tactics, but they’re apt here. By doing that, he can make a move on the big 3 cities and show that nobody need be afraid and the hidden agenda was make believe. He need not give away the farm to the social conservatives; merely give them the control over the land so to speak.

GL

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Whew



Well, let the communal exhalation begin. Sure, it might not have been what everyone was expecting, but nevertheless Harper’s taken control of the wheel and can start to chart his own course. Even a Liberal must have been impressed with his passion during the victory speech.

Observations:

My riding, Parry Sound/Muskoka was the tightest in the country with Tony Clement picking up a 21 vote victory over EX-Agriculture Minister Andy Mitchell. Hopefully the recount bears that out. Your vote counts, always!

Thinking of Brian Tobin as Liberal leader is flat out frightening, because (insert your own reason here).

Collectively, the NDP\Layton\Chow-fest probably had more joints at it than any similar Conservative or Liberal gathering. It also may have had more sandals with socks and less meat consumed than any other.

Hugh Segal has lost a lot of weight, but it turns out he doesn’t have a pretty face.

Gilles Duceppe is wishing he was Andre Boisclair. He can’t be anything but disappointed.

Rural folks that already disliked “big cities” do even more so today. Let the pitchfork revolution begin.

Living abroad for decades and being parachuted into a riding still is not enough to turn voters away from the Liberals in Toronto. Just ask Michael Ignatieff. Seriously, do 416ers think that makes a good candidate? Where would they draw the line? Would they vote for a complete foreigner? A Westerner? Gasp!

Polls are like crack alright: addictive and distorting.

Jack Layton and Olivia Chow will be a disliked couple in Ottawa. That’s just too much self-righteousness in one marriage. Are they allowed to hold hands in the benches?

Transcript of my election prediction amongst my group of friends, including Brian Mertens @ Free Advice.

Being an optimist I'll say:

CPC-142

LIB-87

BLOC-55

DIPPERS-24

Recognizing I'm an idiot, I'm allowing for a 15 seat margin of error for any party. Even the Marijuana party.


I’m sorry if I got the Marijuana Party’s hopes up.

All in all, a good night!

GL

Saturday, January 21, 2006

Twisting in the wind



It seems like the PM doesn’t give much of a _ _ _ _ (four letter word, rhymes with Grit) about his Agriculture Minister, Andy Mitchell. Known in the riding as a perennially “good guy” he’s still in tough against former Ontario Minister of Health Tony Clement, who you’ll also remember wanted Mr. Harper’s job no so long ago.

However, bygones being just that, Harper made a stop in Muskoka last week at Deerhurst Resort to rally the troops around Clement, and toss the supporters a well deserved bone. It’s a very close race and Harper’s appearance will be sure to make a difference.

Where is Paul Martin? I'd guess consoling a weeping Michael Ignatieff in Etobicoke/Lakeshore.

My guess is that Martin gave up caring about the status of a candidate in Cabinet since he knows that they’ll all be on the other side of the benches come Monday. Better to ensure 416 victory rather than a paltry 705’ers arse.

Quiz Time!

Q: What’s Muskoka’s biggest cash crop.

A: Granite

And people wonder why I chuckled when he was made Agriculture Minister.

GL

PS - notice anything missing from Mitchell's website? Perhaps anything that says he's a Liberal!

Friday, January 20, 2006

The most respected man in Canadian politics



The Dippers always point to Ed Broadbent as their shining example of a man beyond reproach. Maybe he should STILL be their leader. With a scathing "I'm outta here" attack on the Liberals, he showed more passion than Jack Layton has the entire campaign (video link here).

As an appetizer:
"These are not progressive people," Broadbent told a news conference in Ottawa Friday. "The only time they talked about being progressive is in the dying days of the campaign. It's the only time they use the word -- when they try to go after the votes of ordinary people who are indicating they're going to vote for the NDP. Well I can tell you that this time it's not going to happen."
Then the main course:
"The Liberal campaigning has been deeply offensive," Broadbent continued. "Offensive to women, offensive to workers, and offensive to members of the armed forces, and offensive to all Canadians for suggesting that a vote for anyone but themselves is not progressive. This, my friends, is the height of arrogance. It is clear the Liberal Party no longer has the moral authority to deserve people's votes. Their cynical manipulation … will not work this time."
Looks like Ed is a little P.O.'d at the Liberals honing in on their territory, and he may just have helped the Tories in the process. Seems he recognizes a donkey masquerading as a unicorn better than most.

GL

I'll trade you a Red Deer for a Brampton



Apparently I'm not the only person today wondering just how Paul Martin's constant bashing will help the west feel less alienated.

Could he say "we don't care about you" in any stronger language? He'll happily trade one western vote for one eastern one. And to think Buzz called Harper the "separatist".

GL

An open letter to the people of Alberta



On behalf of the people in Ontario that give a damn, I’m sorry.

Sorry that eastern Canada feels it’s now OK to dump on you as some sort of backwater that cares nothing about people.

Sorry that our Prime Minister is willing to take a shot at western values at each campaign stop, because he’s so desperate to hang onto power.

Sorry that it’s become OK to slot the city of Calgary, and the phrase “radical right wing U.S. style agenda” right next to each other ideologically.

Sorry that I don’t love the more “progressive” CFL. What can I say? I’m a fan of the radical U.S. style NFL. Go Dolphins! (next year)

Sorry that the city of Toronto is so consumed by itself that it refuses to look at the wants and desires of the remainder of the country.

Sorry that if Paul Martin wins, western separation will become one step closer to becoming reality.

Sorry that if Paul Martin wins, Quebec separation will become one step closer to reality.

Sorry that Buzz Hargrove has access to a microphone.

Sorry that the Toronto Star continues to support the Liberal ideology, even when it’s clearly wrong on many points.

Sorry that a bunch of sleazy Liberal government members ripped off your hard earned money that you entrusted to the government for safe keeping.

Sorry that the Leafs beat the Oilers the last time they were in Edmonton (well, maybe not).

Sorry that the Liberals run their government off the back of your oil industry yet doesn’t want your voice to be heard.

Sorry that people will have any impression of you other than hard working, caring, loveable people.

Sorry that Ottawa always thinks it knows best.

Sorry that the term “private”, with regard to damn near everything has become a dirty word, and “public” has some crazy egalitarian ring to it here.

Sorry that Toronto and Montreal have a monopoly on the “intelligentsia” in this country (I wish you could see how hard I was laughing right now).

Sorry that we’re going to deny you a majority government.

Sorry that it doesn’t seem like we love you guys anymore. A lot of us do.

GL

Thursday, January 19, 2006

And now a word from our sponsor



For THE definitive response to Carole Jamieson's attack on the Blogging Tories, look no further than Stephen Taylor's comments.

Well done sir.

GL

Let's dream of the future, not the past



I read with some amusement, the opinion piece by Andre Picard in today’s Globe and Mail. Addressing the old as dinosaurs debate of multi delivery avenues (I refuse to use the biased term; two tier) in the Canadian health care system, he with ease glazes over many pertinent facts, as opponents of privatization often do.
The notion that more private care would "free up" resources in the public system is the subject of much rhetorical debate across the political spectrum.
Well, he couldn’t be more accurate there, but then things start to go off the rails with precisely the rhetoric that he speaks of.
The so-called Chaoulli decision has implications across the country, and nowhere more so than Alberta, which has mused about the "third way," an approach that, while ill-defined, would include a greater role for private insurers and private health-care providers.
Referring to Alberta’s current integration of private delivery health services as ill defined is frankly, ill-considered by Picard. As you can see here, on the government website there is much information about how this is to be handled, right down to the provisions of the Alberta's Health Care Protection Act.
If private insurance were introduced in Alberta (or any other province), the premiums would account for no more than 10 per cent of all health-care spending in the province -- meaning there won't be a lot of additional money to spend on health services.

Private premiums would also generate substantially less money than the current Alberta Health Insurance premiums of $528 for an individual and $1,056 for a family. In other words, forget about eliminating premiums in the public system -- unless the government is willing to sharply reduce spending in the public system. The alternative is much higher private-insurance premiums, in which case there will be few takers.
Here, the math does not makes sense. Less demand on the public system means less use of its resources. There is also an assumption that higher premiums will mean fewer takers, but that is impossible to determine unless you first state what benefits will be derived for your premium dollars. If the value is there, people will be there. Certainly if you got no better care than from a public institution, nobody would pay; however, if there is an established benefit then undoubtedly people will line up, regardless of cost. He addresses it somewhat here, but without its logical conclusion:
Mr. Emery and Mr. Gerrits argue that private care would have to be clearly superior to public care. Otherwise, you would have to be a fool to purchase private insurance. "The introduction of a private system would require the political will to institute a tiered health market," they write.
The political will exists NOW; the will to produce a system that works and covers everyone. Those that know how to ask can get better access to facilities currently because they are prepared to push until they get what they want. I live in a small town, but because I know how to talk nice to the lady at reception, I get an appointment almost at will. Am I favoured? Probably a little bit. Thus, already the system is skewed, tiered if you will in my favour. What’s universal about that?

My theory is the push for a pure public system is dictated by personal guilt. We all carry some, but today we are a wealthy society short on time. Rather than being a volunteer and making a difference on a personal level, many people want to be seen supporting this broad social program so they can feel they’re “making a difference”. Trouble is they’re willing to sell it out to get what they need quicker.

As an example, I’ll use my own mother. God bless her, she’s great. She’s middle class, financially quite comfortable and a supporter of status quo healthcare:
Giant Large: “OK, but let’s say you have a life threatening disease, and told you had to wait for treatment. Would you go to the U.S. if immediate treatment were available and pay out of pocket?"

Mother of Giant Large: “Yes. But…”

Giant Large” “Ah ha!”

Mother of Giant Large: “Where did I go wrong raising you?”
Do I blame her? No, of course I don’t. Anyone in their right mind would try and keep themselves alive rather than become a sacrificial lamb to universal health care on principle. It is basic human survival instinct.

The socialist dream of pure public delivery medicine is already dead. You have middle class members willing to announce their support on one hand, but slip out the back door on the other. How much support can you really expect when it comes down to taxation from someone who thinks like that?

I have no desire to see health access denied to any citizen, I just want it to be more efficient and Alberta is showing that this can happen. Their pilot project should be studied and considered in any further discussions. It will benefit us all. Supporters of the current system talk of its wonderful inclusiveness, yet so many health issues are left out of the debate its appalling. What about dental? Prescriptions? We’re already leaving people out in the cold, it’s awful. What about the integration of the private sector to help us do more, not less?

Tommy Douglas had a great vision, and kudos for it. But every idea needs tinkering, improvement and implementation of new methods available. Without that, we’re just livin’ in the past, man…livin’ in the past.

GL

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

I didn't think they Broadcast Executions on TV



I was under the impression that the CRTC banned the airing of content deemed to brutal for society to watch, but what do I know. Here's the media scrum of Hargrove this morning.

Apart from all the separatist hoopla, here are a few other Buzzisms for ya:
"It's going to be a meaner place for most Canadians"
-Yes, yes it is. I anticipate a Gangs of New York style approach to governance. Seriously, just what does that mean? What social programs have been scrapped?
"Stephen Harper...a guy that worked for the National Citizen's Coalition, a secret society that nobody knows where the money comes from....I'd like to know who paid his wages during that time."
-Well, firstly, I'd guess his wages were paid by the NCC. Secondly, I don't know how "secret" a society they are, I mean they've been around since the 60's and have a website. Third, their money comes from donations, like many many many many many other organizations you support Buzz. The difference is they don't have their hand out to the government so you don't recognize them.
"I'm a Canadian that believes in Canadian values"
- This just in. Harper believes in Bulgarian values, French values, Australian values and Argentinean values. Why, with all those values he's a veritable United Nations, whom Canadians love!
"It hasn't been the most effective campaign I've ever witnessed."
-Buzz, you couldn’t' be more on the mark!

GL

Buzzing in the Head? See a doctor



From Buzz Hargrove .
Among his messages: • Harper is a separatist because his plan to devolve powers would break up the country.

• Quebecers, even supporters of the Bloc Quebecois, should do anything to stop Harper.

• The Liberals appear poised to be reduced to third-party status.

• NDP Leader Jack Layton has give Harper an easy ride.
I am speechless. I am without speech.

GL

Now accepting bail donations



I won't go into massive detail, since Angry and Politial Staples both have this situation well covered. For some excellent rebuttal to the article, don't forget to read the comments section in both.

I never thought I'd be a dissident writer. Saro-wiwa, Solzhenitsyn, Giant Large.

GL

"In the Star's view, the Liberals remain the better choice."



I know, I know, who expected otherwise, right?

That the hub of Liberal-friendly media in Ontario has come out and endorsed the Liberals is hardly reason for comment, everyone knew it was coming. It is worth commenting though, when their editorial contains snippets such as these:
After 12 years of Liberal rule in Ottawa, Canadians seem poised for a change. Every poll suggests the Conservatives under Stephen Harper will form the government after Monday's election. That is a tribute to how far Canada's conservatives have come since Preston Manning founded the Western-based Reform party in 1987.
I love how the Reform party is still painted as the father of the Conservatives. I've never voted Reform in my life, and wouldn't if they existed today. What about the Party of Sir John Eh? Not worth a mention?
Many Canadians are disenchanted with Paul Martin's hesitant, lacklustre leadership over the past 26 months and remain angry about the sponsorship scandal. Even some Liberals feel the party might benefit from a stint in opposition, to renew its leadership, sharpen its vision and ideas and reconnect with the electorate. Win or lose, the Liberals need to clean house and rebuild. But that is not voters' concern on election day.
The record of the government? The stagnation? The corruption? The need for a vision? It's NOT THE VOTERS' CONCERN ON ELECTION DAY? What the hell are we voting for then? This paper has taken arrogance to a new level.
At root, his $75 billion platform for change constrains Ottawa's freedom to fund any national objective by imposing hefty tax cuts and by shuffling more cash to parents instead of starting a national daycare network. That hollowing out of Ottawa defines the Conservative agenda.
I have, and will continue to resent that Ottawa knows what's best for me. Not to mention the fact that the Liberal plan is so under funded it will never fly.
But on a wide range of issues about which the Star cares deeply, the Liberal vision and program come out ahead. And Martin himself has gotten a lot right since the June 2004 election, even hobbled by a minority.
Care to show examples of what they've got "right"? Their budget was manhandled by the NDP, was that "right"? They campaigned saying they'd improve U.S. relations and then proceeded to bait them at every turn. Was that "right"?
For Canadians who believe in progressive, activist government, the Liberals are a better choice than the Conservatives. They would take a more resolutely Canadian stance on the world scene.
And there you have it. "a more resolutely Canadian stance". Only the Liberals can "speak for Canada". They're not speaking for me. They're not speaking for the people that will elect a Conservative government on Monday either.

In closing, allow me to point out one more thing:
The Liberals remain better placed in Quebec to speak for Canada.
I bet you didn't know that. I bet Quebecers don't know that either. Hence their "misguided" move to the Tories. Puleeeze!

GL

Don't count the ballots before they're in the box



Admittedly, I've been letting some of my posts get ahead of the results lately, but it's all in good fun. I mean, how do you correctly taunt someone when you're willing to admit the race isn't over until somebody crosses the finish line? Am I an optimist? My friends would give that an emphatic, NO.

With that in mind, and a nod to the school of sober second thought (as opposed to my usual drunken second thought), I demure to Let it Bleed and Bob's call for everyone to be a little more realistic, and a little less hepped up on goofballs.

GL

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Who would you rather have as PM?

After watching the CTV election update with Peter Murphy, it's clear who is going to the top now.

Harper: Fire and brimstone speech, IN FRENCH! Shows the Bloc who's boss. Also, Harper today was endorsed by La Presse.

Layton: Received many bemused looks from the audience at the Toronto Board of Trade.

Martin: Looks like he hasn't slept in a week and has developed repetitive speech disorder. "The Conservatives cannot pay for their promises." Oh no?

This is one of those "if aliens were watching us" moments. They'd be sure Harper was the strongest leader, that Martin needed a long long nap, and that Layton can't pay for all the stuff he promises, same as we all do!

GL

Team Martin Sign Generator, Part III



OK, last kick at this can. It's wasting too much of my time!

 

One last time, here's the link. Thanks KatePosted by Picasa

GL

Team Martin Sign Generator, Part II



I hear these guys have cheap rates, and bring their own kool-aid. GL Posted by Picasa

edit note: The generator link can be found here.

Going into the red

Yesterday the PM spent a day ranting that the Conservative platform would lead to deficit and the country would be in a financial mess.
In a speech to Vancouver's Board of Trade, the Liberal Leader tried to pick holes in the Conservative fiscal plan, calling it incompetent, suggesting it will raise deficit fears on financial markets and warning it will mean sharp spending cuts the Tories are unwilling to explain.
Admittedly, it was a blow to the Tories when the Conference Board of Canada's Paul Darby reneged on his endorsement; however, today brings new hope from another source. Speaking on Canada AM this morning, Dale Orr, managing director of Global Insight praised the Conservative plan as reachable.
But Orr, who said his firm is non-partisan, gave a more sober review of Harper's promises. He told CTV's Canada AM on Tuesday that Harper's plan will not lead to a deficit, and that the main questions are: What exactly is he going to cut, and "what exactly is he going to do on the tax side?" "But he will make it fit," predicted Orr.
Now, to be fair, he also pointed out that the Liberal plan was workable too.
"There won't be a deficit. And I would say the same thing for the Liberal side."
It will be interesting to see if Martin chooses to follow the good news for his party , or continue the off base bashing of the Conservatives. How could he think the electorate would want someone so negative as their PM? GL

Team Martin Sign Generator

Thanks to Kate at Small Dead Animals for creating the Librano Sign Generator.

It's fun for the family, and political junkies alike.



If I'm so inspired, more signs to come... GL Posted by Picasa

Nee-Haw! "I support legalized drugs"



I am on record imploring the Conservatives to stay on message for this last week of the campaign. However, last night on Count Down I was treated to some good humour via the Conservatives and their latest TV effort, the "moustache ad" as it's become known. Airing primarily in BC and some Saskatchewan ridings that are tight races with the Dippers, its drawn predictable response from the NDP, they want it pulled.

Personally, I think it's the funniest ad I've seen for a long time in politics. I can't get the Conan O'Brien skit with Bill Clinton out of my head. Nee-haw Jack!

GL

Monday, January 16, 2006

Delicious Irony

Chatting with a friend of reminded me that everyone who hates the obnoxious, overwraught, over-whining arts/union/Maude Barlow community should read this from Gerry's Blog (gracias: Let it Bleed)

It's the Think Twice coalition alright. It makes me "think twice" about any person that would support such an astounding group of jackasses.

GL

Shhhhhhhhhhhh!

One week to go and all the Conservatives have to do is keep their foot out of their mouth, according to more good news polling numbers from the Globe.
The Tory strategy for the final week is to stay positive and make no gaffes. "We will continue to be attacked viciously by the Liberals," said a senior Conservative strategist. "Cornered Liberals are dangerous. We want to contrast their desperation and silliness with a competent alternative."
Recognizing their good fortune and need to stay on message for the remainder of the campaign, we should expect a relatively low key approach, and as friend like to tell me, don't get cocky, right? RIGHT?!?
Conservative Leader Stephen Harper is so confident that yesterday he was appealing to voters in Buckingham, Que., to elect some Quebec Tory MPs so they can sit "in my cabinet."
D'oh! Oh well, at least that nugget is contained in a Toronto Star article with more positive poll results. So, just when you thought that would be the day’s gaffe:.
An economist hired by the Tories to evaluate the affordability of the party's platform was not given two significant promises to assess.
Double D'oh! Its mistakes like that which can lead to some people thinking sinister thoughts.

Let's keep it together everyone. People I talk to in my Parry Sound/Muskoka riding will dump Andy Mitchell for Tony Clement because the Conservative campaign has been about something rather than constantly attacking the Liberals, even when they could have.

Keep it together, keep it together, keep it together...

Saturday, January 14, 2006

Should I laugh or cry?



Pant crappingly funny humour from Proud to be Canaidan (gracias: Let it Bleed).

Check that, pant crappingly scary video from Proud to be Canadian. It'd be funny, but that guy in the video, ya, he's our PM. For the love of Key-riist...sigh...

GL

Star rhetoric hits overdrive, nearly kills man



I don't like it when my head explodes. It's inconvenient and also means I'm dead, or close to it. This whole experience I've renamed "pulling a Sharon" as it's the most un-PC (no, not THE P.C.'s!) handle I can think of and should mightily upset some poor unsuspecting soul looking for an update.

Nevertheless, I came as close as possible to Pulling a Sharon this morning when I read the Toronto Star's latest editorial: Canada would be a different nation. I challenge you to find a more reckless piece of journalism today.

1st point of glaring stupidity...mild headache
While it is impossible to foresee all the issues a new Conservative government might face in the future, or predict how it might address them, we can look back in time at some of the significant national issues this country has faced in recent years, and we can say with some confidence how the Tories would have dealt with them.
Huh? Did I just read that? How can you say that? On what grounds do you have to say that? Pandora's Box Alert! Pandora's Box Alert! Shall we look back at past Liberal stances then compare them to the future? Missile defense...hello! Am I in this line!

2nd point of glaring stupidity...more of a migraine
Canada would be a less progressive society. It is hard to imagine Harper would have named a progressive pioneer, such as Madam Justice Rosalie Abella, to the Supreme Court. And a Conservative government would not have passed a law allowing same-sex couples to marry in Canada. Rather, many Conservatives would have pushed for a far more restrictive abortion law, and for tougher pornography laws.
OK, now you've done it. I can feel the veins throbbing. Speculating baselessly on judicial appointments? 100% no gay marriage? Abortion laws? They are literally just making stuff up here. Hey, here's something. If the Liberals WEREN'T in power, Quebec might not be on the brink of another referendum!

3rd point of glaring stupidity...feeling numbness
Canada's rich-poor gap would be more pronounced. In the 2004 election, the Conservatives vowed to give Canadians the lowest taxes in the world...
Um, I don't mean to be a stickler here, but how about talking about what the Conservatives will do IN THIS ELECTION. What about Liberal promises in previous campaigns? Don't make me drag out some kooky Wilfred Laurier stance!

4th point of glaring stupidity...call 911!
Society itself would be less progressive. The rich-poor gap would likely be wider.
OK. Now you're just repeating yourself. You guys should really read this excellent columnist. I think her name is Chantal Hebert. Woulda, coulda, shoulda, maybe, if...God-damn, this paper has no decency.

I need some Advil.

GL

Globe sh*ts, yet remains on pot



It’s not the ringing endorsement every candidate for Prime Minister dreams of; it’s not really an endorsement at all, but the Saturday Globe and Mail has come out in favour of (drum roll please)……Not Paul Martin!

Seeming to acknowledge the malaise the Liberals have settled into:
While the past 12 years have been relatively good ones, the law of diminishing returns has been eroding Liberal effectiveness since at least the 2000 election. A change of leadership in 2003 has failed to reverse the process.
And the feeling of entitlement:
Then there is this matter of the culture of entitlement that has taken deep root within the Liberal Party. C. D. Howe may have been arrogant in invoking closure before debate even began on the pipeline bill in 1956, but at least he didn't hold up his chewing gum and announce he was entitled to his entitlements.
The Globe still feels it necessary to offer this tidbit, just in case voters are too ready to put an “X” beside their local Conservative:
It is hard to endorse him and his party unreservedly. We worry about his seeming indifference to the need for a strong central government in a country so replete with runaway centrifugal forces. We worry about him teaming up with the Bloc Québécois to weaken the federal government's tax-raising capacity and its advocacy of national programs. We worry that he might have to strike retrograde compromises with social conservatives in the party's midst. We worry that he may prove heavy-handed in wielding the considerable powers of a prime minister.
If the Globe is so worried, what the hell was the point of this editorial? It seems almost certain to me that if public opinion was more in favour of the Liberals, this backdoor endorsement would never see the light of day. Much in the way Martin announces policy based on wind direction, so does the Globe now offer editorials.

For more inconsistency in this former bastion of conservatism, see Brian Mertens evidence.

GL

Friday, January 13, 2006

Maybe it was that weird green coleslaw?



Answering the long standing question of “why did the NDP candidate cross the road”, we can now say it was definitively NOT to get fried chicken. (As hilariously pointed out by Damian Penny).

Now that the document has been released chronicling the bribe issued by Liberal candidate David Oliver, we can finally see just how sleazy the Liberals are getting. Let there be no doubt this goes right to the heart of the Liberals do anything to win strategy, and is COMPLETELY different than having a candidate up on smuggling charges.

You can be sure that the Liberals will try and draw some parallels between the cases, so let me be the first to say it, Derek Zeisman would have eaten at least 1 piece of KFC.

The bell tolls for Martin



It seems the Liberal death watch is officially underway at CTV.

Are they owned by the same Bell Globemedia as the ever left drifing Globe and Mail?

Makes you think the ghost of John Bassett is roaming the halls and the editing room.

edit note: It is highly advisable not to refer to the opposing candidate with these words:
...prime minister Harper...
-John McCallum: Soon to be Minister of Household Chores

How do you spell relief?



I am feeling much better now is the title of Political Staples reply to the Strategic Council's latest poll numbers. With those few words, he summed up the thoughts of every blogger that had fun thinking up parodies of Liberal ads, but were down deep scared sh*tless.

If all this good news from Allan Gregg contiunes, he may take the lead in the "2006 Canaidan Guy With a Beard That Gives Consistently Good Poll Results Pagent." Nominations are still open. No kidding, I bet if I pitched that to the Mother Corp they'd put it on. Christ, they put Adrienne Clarkson Presents on air for years, could it be worse?

Thursday, January 12, 2006

Crime and Punishment



When does crime pay? When you’re Stephen Harper according to the Globe’s Jeff Sallot. Harper's booting to the curb of ex-candidate Derek Zeisman is winning him praise:
Mr. Harper, whose whole campaign is built around a promise to restore ethics to federal politics, will now eagerly contrast his action today to Liberal Leader Paul Martin's refusal to ask Finance Minister Ralph Goodale to temporarily step aside during the police investigation of the incomes trust case.
Duff Conacher of Democracy Watch doesn’t agree:
…Duff Conacher, the coordinator of Democracy Watch, a clean government advocacy group Ottawa, thinks that even the 12 hours or so it took for Mr. Harper to act from the time of the CTV newscast does not reflect well on the Conservatives.

“It's politics as usual. They only react to pressure from national news media,” Mr. Conacher said, suggesting Mr. Zeisman would still be the Conservative candidate in good standing if the story had run only with the truss ads in the local weekly.
12 hours? The 2+ weeks that Ralph Goodale’s been hanging around like a bad houseguest is OK? DuffMan says "oh ya!"

Paul Martin Likes Children

It took 2 days, and I had to rip off my own idea for a Stephen Harper ad, but I finally came up with an entry for the contest by PomoChristian. In the effort to not plagiarize myself, I at least expanded my original thoughts!
Paul Martin likes children.

He also likes meat.

He eats meat almost every day.

Meat from mammals.

Your children are mammals.

Paul Martin will eat your children…your puppy too.

We are not making this up…

…well, at least not any more than Liberals make stuff up.

Choose your Cannibal, er, Canada.

No notwithstanding? No worries!



Paul Matin is losing it more each day now. It's kind of sad to see a leader spin into his own grave in such ugly fasion, but he's talked himself into a corner and now he can't get out. Pretty soon he'll only be able to answer questions with a blank stare:

Courtesy of Small Dead Animals:
Notwithstanding 2-Tier Health Care

Regular reader "gimbol";

I was watching the CTV scrum of Martin answering questions from reporters after his big speech today.

Gloria Galloway coldcocked Bucky with a question that I'm sure almost made him lose his lunch.

Not verbatum but I think I'm close to the verbage.

"..If you remove the NWSC and the supreme court decides to deny two tier medicine is a violation of right to security of person, what are you going to do then?.."

Methinks Gloria was reading your "SWTE:Martin Abandons The Canada Health Act"

I hope the hell someone was.

I can't believe it's taken this long to ask the question.
If that weren't bad enough, Scott Reid decided to chime in with his own brilliant words on the question at hand.
Scott Reid, Mr. Martin's spokesman, said after the news conference: "We don't believe the hypothetical scenario outlined [of the court calling for private health care] is a practical likelihood. And even if it were there are remedies preferable to the notwithstanding clause."
Well, this is indeed good news for Canadians, as it seems the eliminating the notwithstanding clause does not mean that Parliament will be turned into a bunch of Caretakers/Janitors in nicer clothing. How do the Liberals intend to accomplish this incredible feat of lawmaking? The answer can be found in a leaked version of today's stump speech from the new star of the Liberal campagin, speechwriter Clin-ton:
...tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward, upward not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom.
End Communication.

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

When Astronauts Kill



How did I ever sleep at night?

Fresh off a reiteration that banning handguns is the only way to solve gang based shootings, the Martin Liberals are at it again, getting the jump on everyone else by announcing the banning of weapons in space. Whew, that is having your finger on the pulse of the nation, ain’t it?

Later today, it is widely expected that Liberal strategists will be ready to announce the banning of all kitchen knives, toothpicks, forks, grapefruit spoons and meat thermometers in an effort to clean up kitchen crime. A non-serrated wooden stick will be issued to all homes to replaced the dastardly sharp “instruments of death”. Total cost of the program, $1.3 Billion.

When asked to comment on the new initiative, Liberal strategist Scott Reid remarked that “a culture of exclusion exists in kitchens across the nation that can only be cured by banning deadly weapons and making sure that everyone has access to enough cake batter.”

Note to Liberals: Don't F*ck With Journalists!

The GL is stunned at one thing, how dumb Lib campaign reps have become in massaging the media. It's become more of a full body pummeling, with predictably poor results. First it was CTV's Bob Fife , then last night the Puffster unloaded on surnamsake Liberal dumbbell John Duffy.

Never having taken the time to become a suave political operative like Mr. Duffy (L), even I know that your shouldn't get Big Brother on somebody's ass. Christ, next they'll be trying to keep the 'scribes from eating the complimentary buffets. Then the real bullets will fly.

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Kudos to Brian Mertens at Free Advice.ca for his take on the Liberal attack ads released yesterday. With may hilarious variations on the parody friendly theme from Daimnation, a more serious but dead on target rip from Small Dead Animals, and a video version from PomoChristian there are lots of ways for Liberals to see how much of a staw grasper their campaign has become. How can I resist but to give it a shot myself.

Babies:

Stephen Harper likes children

He also likes meat.

Fresh, bloody meat.

He eats it almost every day.

Stephen Harper will eat your baby.

Your puppy too.

Choose your Canada.